Sunday, July 21, 2013

Black Hole Jokes

How does two black holes greet each other ?
With a gravitational wave ...

Why did the Black Hole burp after consuming Jupiter?
Too much gas!

How many black holes does it take to change a light bulb?
none. there is no light around black holes.

If a BlackHole got married , can it still be call a singularity ?

How many black holes can fit on the head of a pin?
All of them.

How do you flatter a BlackHole?
Tell it that it sucks.

Teacher to black hole: I’ve never had a student as dense as you are.
Black hole: Thank you, Sensei.

What do you say to a black hole to make it feel self-conscious?
“Oh, I think I saw a little flash of light there.”

Black hole siblings in the back seat on a long car ride:
“Mom, Bobby’s touching my event horizon.”
“Am not! (whispers to his sister:) You suck like a girl.”
“You two shut up back there before I go supernova again.”

What’s the difference between the Federal Deficit and a Black Hole?
The event horizon.

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
Stephen Wright

“Curiosity killed the white dwarf”